kilroy's southpark episode guide

KILROY'S

SOUTHPARK EPISODE GUIDE

SEASON 9

Episode 901:
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
Original Air Date: 03-09-2005
Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he’s always wanted…a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just aren’t good at basketball.

Episode 902:
Die Hippy, Die
Original Air Date: 03-16-2005
Cartman warns the citizens of South Park that it will only be a matter of days before the town becomes the Hippie Capital of the World. No one will believe him until they find out the hippies plan to stage a weeklong music fest. The town has no choice but to turn to Cartman for help. He then puts his plan to eradicate his lifelong enemies in motion.

Episode 903:
Wing
Original Air Date: 3-23-2005
As talent agents, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny can bank 10% of their client’s earnings. After they pool all their resources to impress their one and only client, another agency steals him away. Desperate to earn their money back, they take on another client with plans to launch her on a new reality show.

Episode 904:
Best Friends Forever
Original Air Date: 3-30-2005
Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest portable gaming device and Cartman can’t deal with it. Will they remain best friends forever?

Episode 905:
The Losing Edge
Original Air Date: 4-06-2005
A winning season and overzealous parents threaten to ruin the entire summer, when the boys of South Park head to the State Championship. If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.

Episode 906:
The Death of Eric Cartman
Original Air Date: 4-13-2005
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. Although his parents have made it clear to him there are no such things as ghosts, Butters is sure one is haunting him. Butters knows he has to give up his ghost pal or be put into a mental institution.

Episode 907:
Erection Day
Original Air Date: 4-20-2005
All the kids are getting ready for the big South Park Elementary Talent Show and Jimmy can't wait to perform his new comedy routines. But lately, just like generations of little boys before him, Jimmy's noticed that one of his body parts has a mind of its own. Knowing he can't get up in front of the entire school in an excited state, Jimmy must find a way to gain control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the show.

Episode 908:
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
Original Air Date: 10-19-2005
A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park. The world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, everyone in South Park tackles priority number one: who is to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know who's really at fault.

Episode 909:
Marjorine
Original Air Date: 10-26-2005
The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It's imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate this age-old feminine tradition.

Episode 910:
Follow That Egg
Original Air Date: 11-02-2005
Mrs. Garrison realizes he still has feelings for Mr. Slave. But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.

Episode 911:
Ginger Kids
Original Air Date: 11-09-2005
In his classroom presentation, Cartman points to people with red hair, light skin and freckles as an inferior race. Cartman thinks differently when, one morning, he himself wakes up with an advanced case of Gingervitus! Unable to endure being ostracized for his looks, he rallies all Ginger Kids everywhere to fight discrimination.

Episode 912:
Trapped in the Closet
Original Air Date: 11-16-2005
While Stan looks to a new religion for answers, the church leaders recognize Stan as the second coming. Some A-List Hollywood celebrities join the faithful who have set up camp right in front of Stan’s house.

Episode 913:
Free Willzyx
Original Air Date: 11-30-2005
A “talking” whale inspires the fourth-graders to risk everything to return him to his family. With the police on their tails, the boys enlist the help of a foreign government and embark upon an adventure you’ll not soon forget. One in which the boys learn just how far you would go for a friend.

Episode 914:
Bloody Mary
Original Air Date: 12-07-2005
Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking to the site hoping to be healed. Stan's dad is sure the bleeding Virgin can cure him of his "disease."

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