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Elf Be Gone Exterminating: Where our motto is  'The quicker we kill em, the quicker we can kill more'.

Simply put some sodium-cyanide on a piece of toast and leave somewhere for the

nasty elf to find.   Elves are lazy so they will prefer the cooked food to raw.

Getting rid of these dirty thieves is as easy as:

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Another proven technique is to add anti-freeze to a small bowl of milk and honey.

 

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How can you argue with these results?

 

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