Mr. Zoink is a rare cross-continuum traveler, or
rather his parents were. He travels around the multiverse in his
hot-rod TARDIS, and has managed to earn a commision in Starfleet,
holding the rank of Commodore. He suspects that his scutter, Jim,
may be plotting against him.
Recently, Mr. Zoink and Jim defeated the Rainbow Brite Battle Brigade
(Gungan division). Mr. Zoink plans to invest the spoils in a lucrative
Tcho-Tcho restaurant chain, or a trip to Boise. Jim plans to spend
his loot on hookers and smack.
Zoink finds time to build web pages, draw, and game in his off
hours, Jim only plays one game, the hammer game. |