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Hard to believe this movie. It's zany cheesy sci fi, like an Italian attempt to mimic the Flash Gordon serials of the 30's and 40's. When Oraclon, an evil tyrant that looks like the black gay Ming the merciless destroys their world, Bella Starr and Lithan escape to Earth. Bella and Lithan dress like they are in "Stars on Ice", and he has a goofy 'fro that makes him look like a second rate Marjoe impersonator. Lots of colorful blinking lights and ample usage of words like "super" and "astro" make this a true sci fi classic. And if you shouylkd blink and miss a SFX shot of spaceships flying and blowing up, don't worry...you'll see the same shot five more times, played backwards and reversed as well.

I usually hate to reveal too much, but this is so funny I have to tell you. When they land on Earth it's long after an apocalyptic war and the human now dress in greek and roman style robes, with shiny metallic boots and sandal and live in huts that look like Fabrege eggs. It's a swinging sixties lifestyle with two girls for every boy. There our immortal heroes are exposed to love for the first time...as well as WATER! Check this one out for the crazy costumes, story and a few sexy scenes.

TITLE
Escape From Galaxy 3 AKA Star Crash 2 AKA Star Trap
CATAGORY
Sci-Fi Action Adventure
RELEASE INFO
1981, RATING UNKNOWN, most of it deserves a "G", until the lovemaking scenes which move it up to an "R".
ORIGIN
Italy
CHEESE FACTOR
Four Cheese
SEX
8
VIOLENCE
6
COSTUMES
9
STORY
9
STARS
8
SFX
8
ACTING
7
WTF
19
ROBO-VAMPIRE RATING:
74/100