My Page
Hello, and welcome
to my page. You probably are here because you:
+ Got here on accident
+ Have no clue what you’re doing still
reading this
+ Are really bored and have nothing else
to do
Or, the most likely reason:
+ All over the above.
If none of these apply to you, than you
were either invited here or you came here for some other reason which I’m sure
is fascinating that I’d love to hear all
about sometime later. I shall just have to wait in dire anxiety until then, I
suppose. Well then, now that we’ve established whom you are, lets move on to my page now, shall we? Well, to put this
shortly, this page is for me to use to organize all of my pounds and pounds of
various *crap* I feel like sharing with the world. And, because I have a page,
I can do just that. So, without further to rant on, I give you:
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Do not read this site
if you have in the last hour: drank milk, swam, coughed, yawned, sang, itched your
nose, or returned from a delightful trip to
Please Note: I am not
in anyway responsible for any injuries, deaths, or spontaneous combustion as a
result of you viewing my page.
All names used here
have been changed to protect the guilty.
You break it, you buy
it.
You have been warned.
In very tiny print.