• You finally have cars and trucks you are proud of but a sever water shortage keeps you from washing them!
• A family member worked at the Corvette plant but you couldn't get one on the family discount
• Just when you are starting to like your daily driver, a hail storm makes it ultra-ugly.
• Your car is spotless, not even a speck of lint but as you pop the top on a (favorite beverage) a 40lb robin unloads dead center of the hood!
• It is a nice, sunny day and you take the motorcycle. At the stop light, a guy in a beatup Escort thinks he can take you off the line. As you bolt away at the first flicker of a green light, you see a policeman get a case of whiplash as you zoom past him!
• You watch a state trooper flash his (pick your state specific color) lights and accelerate through a traffic light only to immediately slow down, kill the lights and turn at the diner.
• You just parked the killer machine in your driveway and switch to the beater and get a ticket for 7mph over the speed limit.
• You never park close to anything, walk miles from the parking lot outer rim but it never fails that when you hike back to your car, it has a new door ding!
• Someone just has to pull in front of you, causing you to jam on the brakes, then this person refuses to even do the speed limit!
• The car behind you almost rearends you at the light because (usually) she is putting on her makeup.
• A guy holds the left lane (in the US, right lane in the UK) and won't speed up or slow down.
• Montana has no daytime speed limit and you live 2000 miles away!
• Your speedometer registers 140mph but you can't legally do more than half of it.
• You discover the 'beater' you owned 10 years ago is now worth more than your current car?
• You discover the 'beater' you owned 15 years ago is now worth more than your current HOME!?
• You find a nice, older car that is sitting under a tree or in a garage but the owner won't sell because it was owned by 'departed loved one' and two months later you see some 16 year old driving it like a demolition derby car.
• One of the perks of living in Bowling Green, KY is that the GS Nationals are here and one guys pisses them off and they move it to Columbus, OH! (of course the guys in OH are cheering!)

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