NEW MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES FROM THE OFFICE                    

Quote from a recent meeting: 
"We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, 
until I find out why no work is getting done".

Quote from the Boss... 
"I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going
to blame it on you."

A motivational sign at work: 
"The beatings will continue until morale
improves."

A direct quote from the Boss: 
"We passed over a lot of good people to get the ones we hired."

Quote from the Boss after overriding the decision of a task force he
created to find a solution: 
" I'm sorry if I ever gave you the impression your input would 
have any effect on my decision for the outcome of this project!"

Human Resource Manager to job candidate 
"I see you've had no computer training.
Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you're
under-qualified for our entry level positions."

Quote from telephone inquiry 
"We're only hiring one summer intern this year
and we won't start interviewing candidates for that position until the
boss' daughter finishes her summer classes.