Dana: Molder, Must Obey!

Dana: Best Way To Find The Truth Is To Sleep With The Guy Who Knows The Truth.

Dana: I Never Thought The Truth Would End Up Being In A Cup Of Jello.

Dana: The Real Question Is That Brittney Spears Real Baby Or Not?

Dana: I Once Slept With An Alien & Had A Baby & Now I'm On Jerry Springer Show.

Dana: I Never Knew The Truth Thank God For Pain Killers!

Molder: I Never Knew The Truth Could Be This!

Molder: The Truth Is Out There, Oh Wait No It's Right Here, Never Mind.

Molder: Do You Believe In Miracles!

Molder: I Saw Santa Kissing My Mom, & Now He's Lock Up In Area 51, Shhh That’s Classified Information.

Molder: If You Told Me I Was 1 File Short Of An X-File I Would Have To Shoot You!

Molder: Only You Can Prevent Unsolved Cases From Happening!

Molder: I Watch Unsolved Mysteries TV Show One Time & Laughed Because They Got My Bad Side Boy What Was I Thinking Wearing That Stripped Red/White Tie.

Walter: Your All Fired!

Walter: X-Files? No This Is Xerox Paper Files In company, Honest Mistake People Make!

Walter: I'm Molders Father.

Walter: If You Seen One X-File You've Pretty Much Seen Them All.

Walter: People Must Never Know The Truth, Unless I Tell Them First!

Walter: I Will Run For President, & Make Molder My Vice President & Make Dana A Senator.