Daniel: I Think Therefore I Am!

Daniel: I Think We Should Give Up!

Daniel: I Never Notice It Before But Sam Looks Good To Me.

Daniel: Why Do I Always Get Stuck With The Crazy Woman?

Daniel: I Guess It’s True What they Say Men Are From Mars & Women Are From Venus.

Daniel: Daniel Jackson Not To Be Confused With Jack Daniels The Drink.

Daniel: Read, Read, Read In Between The Lines.

Daniel: You Think I Would Found A Planet That Has A Library Of Books, That Doesn't Charge You For Late Fees.

Daniel: Just Me, Or Do I Just Have The Worst Luck In Women!

Fifth: I Would Like A Fifth Of Jack Daniels Please!

Fifth: I'm The Matrix

Fifth: I Am The One, That Is The One, That Is The One.

Jack: I Just Saved A Bunch Of Money By Switching To Geico!

Jack: If You Told Me 15 Years Ago I Would Be Saving The World From Aliens, & Traveling Through Space & Time To Other Planets I Would Probably Think You Were Crazy!

Jack: Of All The Places I Been To I’ve Yet Wonder Why We’ve Never Been To A Tropical Paradise Planet Yet!?!

Jack: I Was Asked If I Could Do It Again Would I, & I Said Yes, But Would I Do It A 3rd Time I Would Say I'm On Vacation This Time.

Jack: I'm The King Of Ground Hogs Day!

Jack: If The Ladies Don't Find You Attractive They Are Sure To Find You Handy.

Jack: How Far Does The Rabbit Hole Go?

Jack: Why Do I Feel Like That Guy From The Matrix?

Jack: I'm The Jack Of All Trades!

Jack: All Fair & Love & War.

Jack: Never A Dull Moment.

Jack: People Gate In, But They Don't Gate Out.

Jack: This Gate Is For Loading & Unloading Only.

Jack: Could You Repeat That, I Wasn't Listening To You The First 100 Times.

Jack: Who, What & The Where Now!

Jack: Figures I Get Tired Of This Job.

Jack: I Miss Being Mac Gyver, Unless You Count That Time I Manage To Open The Star Gate With A Strew, A Paper Clip, & A Personal Computer.

Jack: You Try To Get Out, But They Bring You Right Back In.

Sam: Nothing Makes My Day Then A Drink Of Samuel Adams!

Sam: I Love Worm Holes, Why You Ask, Well.

Sam: People Say I'm A Smart Ass What Do You Think?

Sam: Ill Marry Jack Some Day, But When?

Sam: If You Work Hard & Stay In School You To Can Be Where I'm At, Not Really But Sounds Good Right!

Sam: Going World To World Is Enough To Give Someone An Aneurysm.

Sam: Quantum Physics Is Like Riding A Bike, Once You Do It, You Never Forget.

Sam: Complicated, Hard, Mis Understanding, What Your Talking About.

Sam: People Say I'm To Smart For My Own Good.

Sam: Never Under Estimate The Power Of Cheese!

Sam: Blonds Can Have Fun After All!

Sam: I Became Smart Because I Got Tired Of All Those Dumb Blond Jokes.

Sam: I Changed My Hair To Blonde Because No One Seem To Notice Me When I Was A Barnett.

Stargate: I Just Go Around, & Around & Around!

Stargate: What Did You Expect, I'm A Stargate!

Stargate: 2 People Enter, 1 Person Leaves!

Teal'C: To Be Bold Or To Have Hair That Is The Question?

Teal'C: What's This Taco Bell Of Which You Speak Ok?

Teal'C: On My Planet We Would Give All The Things We Have To The Person Who Doesn't Have Anything, So Give Me Everything You Have.

Teal'C: Humans Are So Strange.

Teal'C: On My Planet, I Would Rule You!

Teal'C: I Never Like Snakes, But After A While Inside You Get Used To It.

Teal'C: I Agree With Me, Myself & I.

Teal'C: I'm In My Happy Place.

Teal'C: This Symbol On My Head, It's A Fashion Statement.

Teal'C: I Got Tried Being Bold, So I Grew My Hair Out, That Show Them.

Teal'C: What You Mean Star Wars Was Just A Movie!

Teal'C: Wait I Thought Are Show Was Based On A True Story On Are Life.

Teal'C: Lucky For You We Are On Earth Other Wise You I Would Have Snap Your Arms Like Twigs & Feed Them To You.