Ash: We Do Bad Things Keep Happening To Me!

Ash: Come Get Some.

Ash: I Always Knew My Left Hand Would Get Me In Trouble

Ash: All You Need Is A Chainsaw & Your Trusty Boomstick.

Ash: Deadnites Always Coming Back For More.

Ash: This Reminds Me Of That Poltergeist Movie.

Ash: Hungry For Souls Have Some Chainsaw With The Side Of A Shotgun To The Head.

Ash: Being Possed Is Like Sleep Walking With The Need To Kill.

Ash: Damn Your Ugly, Let Me Fix That For You.

Ash: Death By Dawn, No Thanks.

Ash: Fresh Souls, Oh I'm Sorry Were All Fresh All Of Those.

Ash: Nothing Sucks More Then Being Suck Into The Past.

Ash: Hey Look Me In The Eyes & Tell Me Your Not Ugly.

Ash: Hey Witch Let's See If You Melt Like The Witch From OZ Does.

Ash: Time To Send You Back To Oz Witch.

Ash: Take This Evil Wicked Witch From The East.

Ash: Well Throwing Water On You Didn't Work, Maybe Cutting You Into Will.

Ash: I Never Did Like This Cabin.

Ash: Better Dead Then Sorry I Always Say.

Ash: For My Next Trick Ill Make Her Head Come Off.

Ash: How Many Deadites Does It Take To Get To The Center Of Hell, Just One.

Ash: They Take A Licking & Keep On Ticking.