Ash: Let's Play Sword, Chainsaw & Shotgun.

Ash: Shot Gun Beats Sword Every Time.

Ash: Say Hello To The 21st Century Fellas.

Ash: S Mart Not To Be Confused With Walmart.

Ash: We Put The S In S Smart.

Ash: King Arthur Got Nothing On Me.

Ash: Evil As, As Evil Does.

Ash: Boomstick, Never Leave Home Without It.

Ash: Time To Go Medieval On Your Ass.

Ash: All Fair & Love & War.

Ash: I Think I Saw Bill & Ted Come By From There Excellent Adventure To Visit Me.

Ash: When It Doubt Blow It Up.

Ash: You Go Boom Now.

Ash: 2 Words You Ka Boom.

Ash: We Have The Technology We Can Rebuilt It, Make It Stronger, Faster. & Better Then Ever Before.

Ash: I Rule With An Iron Fist.

Ash: Hey Look Me In The Eyes & Tell Me Your Not Ugly.

Ash: Hey Witch Let's See If You Melt Like The Witch From OZ Does.

Ash: Time To Send You Back To Oz Witch.

Ash: Take This Evil Wicked Witch From The East.

Ash: Well Throwing Water On You Didn't Work, Maybe Cutting You Into Will.

Ash: Nothing I Hate More Then Mini Me's Of Myself.

Ash: 2 Heads Are Better Then 1.

Ash: Meet My Evil Twin Ash.

Ash: I Never Did Like Books, Specially The Kind That Bite.

Ash: How About A Little Fire There Scare Crow.

Ash: Always The Pretty Ones That Break Your Hearts, Then Turn Evil & Try To Kill You, Women.

Ash: They Take A Licking & Keep On Ticking.

Ash: It's Good To Be King.

Ash: Burger King Got Nothing On Me.