Angel: I Am The Dark Night, I Am Batman.
Angel: Join The Dark Side.
Angel: Taste Like Chicken.
Angel: Like My Fangs Better Up Or Down?
Angel: I'm As Human As They Come.
Angel: All Fair & Love & War.
Angel: When In Doubt Drink Blood.
Angel: If Only I Had A Soul, Oh Wait Here It Is!
Angel: The Axe Effect Works!
Cordelia: Everyone Says I Look Better Then Brittney Spears, What Do You Think?
Cordelia: I'm Not Famous Yet, But Hey One These Days I'll Have My Own Sitcom!
Cordelia: First Buffy, Now Angel, What’s Next?
Cordelia: Figures I Spend My Last Season Asleep, Oh Man.
Cordelia: Why Are All The Good Guys Taken?
Cordelia: I Wonder If I Should Move To New York?
Gunn: You Know Why They Call Me Gunn, Cuz Ill Gun You Down!
Gunn: If Vamp's & Tramps's Were Lamb’s & Ham's We Would All Have A Merry Christmas.
Gunn: Don't Be Hater, Be A Player!
Gunn: It Isn’t About Skin Color Man, It's About The Vamps Trying To Kill You That You Have To Worry About.
Gunn: I Was Told A Never Make It To 23, I Guess I Prove Them Wrong.
Gunn: Don't Mess With The Rest, I'm The Best.
Gunn: You Killed One Demon You've Killed Them All.
Fred: I Knew I Should Stayed Away From The Library!
Fred: When In Doubt Become A Slave!
Fred: When Life Gives You Lemons Throw Them At Someone!
Fred: I Wished They Would Have Named Me Sarah Or Something More Woman Like.
Fred: Me So Crazy!
Fred: I'm Going For That Party Girl Look, Whatcha Think?
Lorne: Ill Have You Know My Fathers The Devil, Really He's A Lot Nicer Guy Then You Might Think.
Lorne: What You Mean You Ran Out Of Martinez’s Already?
Lorne: I'm A Little Under The Weather, Nah Just Messing With Yeas I'm Always This Color.
Lorne: Tell You What Buy Me A Drink & I'll Listen To Your Problems.
Lorne: Can't Believe They Didn't Like My Singing At American Idol, Those Jerks!
Lorne: Going To Do River Dance, Really I Really Am!
Spike: I'm Not Really British, Really I'm Not!
Spike: Bloody Hell That's The Name Of A Drink I Like!
Spike: Humans, Taste Like Chicken.
Spike: Mortals, Can't Figure Them Out.
Spike: When You've Been Through The Hell I Been Through You Need An Energy Drink That Fills You Up, You Need Red Bull!
Wesley: I Was Told To Be A Teacher But What Better Life Then Being A Watcher.
Wesley: All You Need Is A Good Battle Axe & Your Wits.
Wesley: Aim For The, Wait What Was It Now?
Wesley: Who Wants Pizza?
Wesley: I See Your All Having A Demon Fight, Maybe I Should Come Back Later When Your Not Busy.