Bradley: Never A Cidgar When You Need One!

Bradley: Frank If I Told You Once, & I Told You Twice The Sphere Isn't To Be Used As A Bachelor Pad.

Bradley: This Place Is Going To Kill Me, I Just Know It.

Bradley: What You Mean You Forgot The Secret Password!

Bradley: I Need A New Job!

Bradley: To Think, Ill Never Remeber Any Of This After Frank Back Steps.

Bradley: So Who Wants To Back Step, Anyone At All, Come On One Of You Must Want To!

Bradley: This Is The New MIB HQ.


Donovan: I'm Starting To Think This Back Step Program Is Racist To Not Let Me Back Step, Or Maybe It's Just Me, Who Knows.

Donovan: You Think Just Once I Could Go Back In Time!

Donovan: Wait, What Do You Mean In Some Other Time Line I Was The Bad Guy?

Donovan: You Think My Character Would Have Me Being Franks Side Kick Or Something!


Frank: Condom, Err I Mean Con Num Num, Um Conundrum!

Frank: 7 Days In May, Never Heard Of It.

Frank: When Life Gives You Back Step, Take 7 Days Back.

Frank: To Back Step Or Not To Back Step That Is The Question.

Frank: 2 Steps Foward, 1 Step Back.

Frank: Go Back In Time? Let's Not & Say We Did!

Frank: I Just Found The Next Globle Hot Spot, In My Pants.

Frank: I can't Please Everyone But I Try.

Frank: Sure We Can Go Back In Time, But Why Not 7 Days Into The Future!

Frank: Now Theres No Way I Could Lose The Lottery Now!

Frank: Russain Woman Go Figure.

Frank: If They can't Find You Hansum There Sure They Find You Handy.

Frank: Sure It's The End Of The World, But There's Nothing Like A Back Step That Won't Cure.

Frank: 1 Backstep Forward, 2 Backsteps Back.

Frank: Ok Ill Backstep, Only Because Everyone's Dead & Being The Only One Left Alive Just Sucks.

Frank: Never Never Land, Yea It's The Secret Govement Base Is On Michal Jacksons Poperty.

Frank: Never Never Land? Wheres Peter Pan At?

Frank: Never Judge A Crazyman By His Job, Judge Him On The Job He Has To Do.

Frank: Back Stepping My Cause Cancer, What Else Is New.


Nathan: Figures I Get Stuck Guarding The Most Insane Man Here.

Nathan: Me & Parker Go Way Back, He's Like A Brother To Me!

Nathan: If I Had A Dollar For All The Things Parker Has Done I Be A Rich Man.

Nathan: Thank God For Back Step, Least Half The Things He Does To Me Ill End Up Forgetting Them In The New Time Lines Anyways.

Nathan: My Last Job Was Being The Head Of Security At Block Buster Video.

Nathan: Wish I Was Crazy As Parker, Maybe Then I Get Some Respect Around Here.


Olga: Don't Hate Me Because I'm Russian!

Olga: All My Milk Shake Brings All The Boys To The Yard, & They're Like, It's Better Than Yours.

Olga: Let's Play Some Tetris, Russian Style.

Olga: Look But Don't Touch.

Olga: Love Such A Strong Word I Prefer The Word Like.

Olga: I Always Call The Guys I Don't Won't Relationships Mr.

Olga: It's Not That I Don't Love Mr. Parker, It's Just I Prefer Women To Men That's All.

Olga: It's Not Me, It's You.

Olga: It's Not You, It's Me.

Olga: Let's Talk About You, Let's Talk About Me, Let's About Me, Me, Me Oh Me Oh My!

Olga: Sure I'm A Little Shallow Some Times, & Alone, But That Doesn't Mean I Don't Know How To Have A Good Time.

Olga: The Only Way Mr Parker Is Going To Be With Me Is In Another Time Line, Just Not This Time Line.

Olga: Wasn't I On That Show Sex In The City, Guess Not.

Olga: So If I'm Here, Who's That Behind You!

Olga: Reactor At 100%, Ah Hell I Quit.

Olga: All Work & No Play Makes Olga A Dull Girl.

Olga: Wheres The Fun In That.