Jiraiya: Pervert Me? Come On!

Jiraiya: Who Needs Hentia, When I Can Have The Real Thing!

Jiraiya: All Fair & Love & War I Always Say!

Kakashi: I'm Reading This War & Peace.

Kakashi: What You Never Seen Someone Read A Manga Before?

Kakashi: Jutsu For Dummies Handbook, hmm, Chapter 1, Jutsu & You.

Naruto: Way Everyone Always Picking On Me.

Naruto: You Know You Want Me.

Naruto: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Never Heard Of Them.

Naruto: This Orange Jumpsuit? No It's Landry Day So This Was All There Was For Me To Wear.

Naruto: If Women Don't Find You Handsome, They Should At Least Find You Handy.

Naruto: Changing Into A Girl Is Nice, But I Wonder If They Figure Out That I'm Really A Guy.

Naruto: I Think I'll Change My Name, Hmm Maybe John Or Some Thing.

Naruto: Check It Out My Ninja For Dummies Book Is Finally Here!

Naruto: Wait I Thought This Line Was For The Elite Ninja's, Why Am I With The Newbie Ninja's!

Naruto: If Your First Don't Succeed Try, Try, Try, Try, & After Many Times After That Again & Again.

Rock Lee: Bruce Lee Is My Father!

Rock Lee: When The Touch Gets' Going, The Going Get's Tough.

Sakura: Pink Hair Is So Yesterday I Think I Would Make For A Better Blonde.

Sakura: My Hair Used To Be White, So I Died In Pink.

Sakura: I Love You Naruto!

Sakura: Does This Outfit Make Me Look Fat?

Sakura: See I Don't Need Any One To Cut My Hair I Can Do It Myself!

Sakura: Naive? You Better Believe I Am!

Sasuke: How About A Little Fire Scarecrow!

Sasuke: I'll Take More Then A Curse To Take Me Down!

Sasuke: Naruto Your My Best Friend.

Sasuke: Being Ninja Is Over Rated.

Sasuke: Being Alone What It's All About.

Sasuke: Brother, What Brother?

Sasuke: Am All That & A Big Of Chips.

Sasuke: Sakura I I I, Never Mind.