Locke: I Steal Therefore I I'm!

Locke: I Love 2 Girls What’s A Guy To Do!

Locke: The Term Is Treasure Hunter But I Prefer The Term Jack Of All Trades Better!

Locke: Ownership Of Anything I Steal Being My Mine Is The 9/10ths Of The Law.

Locke: Stealing Is Only A Crime If Your Caught.

Locke: Stealing Stuff From People Is A Victimless Crime.

Locke: 3 Words For You, 5 Finger Discount.

Locke: It’s Not Like I Enjoy Stealing From People, Just A Hobby I Picked Up Over The Years.

Locke: It's Your Word Verses Mine.

Locke: One Day I Like To Be A Cop!

King Edgar: I'm A Lady's Man, So I Know I Can Have My Way With Any Woman In The World.

King Edgar: Brother What Brother.

King Edgar: Brother Where Art Thou?

King Edgar: Thankfully The Coin I Had Was A Two Sided Coin, So Either Way I Would Have Won, SHHHHH Don't Tell Sabin He Would Kill Me!

King Edgar: MAGIC, MAGIC, Never Heard Of It?

King Edgar: I'm King Of The World Ma!

Sabin: Beef Cake, Beef Cake, Beef Cake!

Sabin: I'm Strong Because I Eat Healthy & I'm On Steroids!

Sabin: Better Watch Yourself!

Gau: Me Gau, You Mr. Thou.

Gau: Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy, Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!

Gau: What Is A Monster?

Gau: Me Like It Real Good!

Seizer: Lucky For You All I Have A Second Airship, Screw It Up & Your On Your Own!

Seizer: I Have A Way With The Women On My Ship!

Seizer: Why Walk, When You Can Fly.

Seizer: It’s Great Being The Only Airship Owner In The World, But Sure Lonely Up Here!

Celes: I Think After This Adventure Is Over I'm Going On A Nice Long Vacation!

Celes: I Can Sing & I Look Good, Watch Out Brittany Spears!

Celes: I Wasn't Really Gonna Jump Off That Cliff, Just Look That Way.

Celes: I'm Not A Traitor To Anyone, I Just Prefer The Winning Side Better That’s All.

Celes: I Been Through Hell & Back To Know A Thing About Life.

Celes: I'm Really A Stunt Actor Yo Know!

Terra: I'm A Shy Girl.

Terra: My Hair Really Used To Be Blonde, But Things Change So It’s Green.

Terra: I'm Not Quite Human Nor Quite Esper, But Either Way I Can Still Kick Some Butt.

Terra: All Fair & Love & War.

Terra: What You Mean My Human Mom Had An Affair When My Human Dad By Being With A Esper Man!

Relm: I Can’t Draw!

Relm: Hey This Stick Figure Kinda Looks Like You!

Relm: I Painted The 16 Chapel All By Myself!

Relm: Paint? I Prefer Color Pencils Thank You Very Much!

Shadow: My Dog Can Sense Fear & Eat You If You Have Fear.

Shadow: I Don't Enjoy Killing, Just Something I'm Good At.

Shadow: I Wouldn't Take My Drink If I Was You!

Shadow: I Could Kill You In A Blink Of An Eye, Want To See For Yourself?

Shadow: I Been To Hell & Trust Me If You Don't Want To Go There I Suggest Staying Away From Me Or That Look You Gave Me Will Be Your Last.

Shadow: Murder Is Such A Strong Word It's More Like Take A Life Leave A Life, Being I Live & They Die!

Shadow: Terra I I'm Father!

Shadow: Joint The Dark Side!

Kelfka: What Do I Look Like A Waiter, Get It Your Self

Kelfka: Hitler, & All Of Them Got Nothing On Me, I Shall Rule The World

Kelfka: HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHE I Killed Kenny!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelfka: I'm Not Short, I'm Just Small Boned!

Kelfka: I Killed The Last Person That Painted A Picture Of Me.

Kelfka: Got Milk?

Kelfka: I Swear I Didn't Kill Him, Maybe I Did I Forget.

Kelfka: You’ll Never Catch Me Fools.

Kelfka: I'm Crazy But What You Gonna Do About It?

Kelfa: I Have Taken Over The World, But You Know What's Better Then That? I Just Saved A Bunch Of Money By Switching To Geico!