Ash: Elvis Got Nothing On Me.

Ash: Thank You, Thank You Very Much.

Ash: We Can Rebuild It We Have The Technology, We Can Make It Bigger, Better, Stronger Then Ever Before.

Ash: We Can Rebuild It We Have The Technology, We Can Make It Crazier, Better, Stronger Then Ever Before.

Ash: Kill A Man For A Kondak Bar, Sure Why Not.

Ash: Hey Meet My Mini Me.

Ash: One These Days Sam Boom, Zoom To The Moon.

Ash: I Don't Remember Baby Sitting Being In My Contract.

Ash: Here’s Johnny!

Ash: Think I'm Crazy Try Looking Yourself In The Mirror.

Ash: I'm Crazy, Crazy Like A Fox.

Ash: I Always Knew I Go Crazy, Never Thought It Be This Way Though.

Ash: You Try To Get Out, But They Bring You Right Back In.

Ash: Evil Is As Evil Does.

Ash: Did You Know 4 of 5 Crazy People Are Crazy The Other 1 Is Me.

Ash: With All The Deadites Around Makes Me Seem Like The Sane One Here.

Ash: I Always Said Hell Freeze Over, But Did They Listen.

Ash: When You Got To Go, You Got To Go.

Ash: Go to Hell? You First.

Ash: Hell? Been There, Done That.

Ash: Die? You First.

Ash: Come Get Some.

Ash: Come On Now There’s Plenty Of Crazy To Go Around.

Ash: Crazy? You Haven't Seen Crazy Yet.

Ash: I Can Beat You With One Hand Behind My Back.

Ash: If You'll Doctor Jackle, Hate To See Who Mr. Hyde Is.

Sam: I'm Not Small, Just Tall For My Stature.

Sam: Do I Look Like A Foot Ball To You.

Sam: Half Alive, Or Half Dead, You Decide.