Ash: When Life Gives You Deadnites, Make Deadnite Stew.

Ash: How About 2 Scopes Of Pain.

Ash: I Like My Revenge Shaken Not Stirred, Then Chilled On Ice With The Side Of Whoop Ass.

Ash: How About A Little Fire There Scare Crow.

Ash: Guns Don't Kill People, Deadnites Kill People, & I Kill Deadnites, So Completes The Circle Of Life.

Ash: Look's Like You Have Some Lead Poisoning, Let Me Fix That With Cutting That Head Off Of Yours.

Ash: Take 2 Gun Shoot Blows To The Head & Call Me In The Morning.

Ash: If It Ain't Broke Don't Fix It.

Ash: Let's Do The Time Warp.

Ash: Those Guys In Back Of The Future Movies Got Nothing On Me.

Ash: When You Been To Hell As Many Times As I Have Been You Start Getting Bored Of It Real Fast.

Ash: The Stamp I Get On My Hand Going To Hell As Many Times Is Starting To Fade.

Ash: Can't We All Just Not Get A Long.

Ash: Hell Is Just A 4 Letter Word As In Let's Get The Hell Away From Here.

Ash: A Hand For A Hand I Always Say.

Ash: You Killed My Girl Friends, You Ruin My S Smart Job, You Wreak My Life & My City & Just About Everything Dear To Me, Now It's Personal.

Ash: You Try To Get Out, But They Bring You Right Back In.

Ash: What's Next the Evil Easter Bunny?

Ash: You Look Like You Could Use A Hair Cut, Let Me Fix That With My Trusty Chainsaw.

Ash: Deadnites Meet Chainsaw, Chainsaw Meet Deadnites.

Ash: I Like My Deadnites Well Done.

Ash: A Little Boom Stick Up Your Ass Will Cure What Ails You.

Ash: Are You Dead, Tired Of Living, Then You Need Pain R Us We Promise To Put You Out Your Misery.

Ash: Do You Have Deadnites, Tired Of The Other Guys That Promise You Stuff & Never Live Up To It? Then You Need Ash's Deadnites Exterminating, We Kill What's Already Dead For You.

Ash: Always The Pretty Ones That Break Your Hearts, Then Turn Evil & Try To Kill You, Women.

Ash: Never Trust A Guy That Looks Like Dr. Phil.

Ash: They Take A Licking & Keep On Ticking.

Ash: Sit Boo Boo Sit Good Dog.

Ash: I'm Gonna Release The Dogs Of War On You.