Victor: When Life Gives You Death, Make Tombstone Pizza!

Victor: Death Isn't Very Becoming Of You.

Victor: Nothing Personally Against You But I Prefer Women That Are Alive.

Victor: I'm Alergic To The Undeed.

Victor: Zombies!

Victor: Wheres Ash When You Need Him.

Victor: Love Triangle Between A Live Woman & A Dead One, Go Figure.

Victor: I Like To Thank E-Harmony For This Perfect Match.

Victor: Can't We All Just Stay Away From Each Other.

Victor: All Fair & Love & War.