Dirk perfect and Guido Crescendo. Bold and Stupid Men. The Swordsmen.

The Swordsmen bill themselves as "Bold and Stupid Men". Their act explains to the audience how to be manly men and look good. It then explains how men get into fights which require looking good, mainly fights over women. Well...they admitted they were stupid. Actually, to their credits, they are both certified instructors in stage combat and are extremely enjoyable to watch.
Make the sound you make when a sword pierces your lung.
The Swordsmen and yours truly. I am the Mundane in the middle.
The Swordsmen and my daughter Amanda Guido Falling down the stairs after being killed by Amanda