Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J. R. R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings
. Harvard Lampoon, Henry N. Beard, Douglas C.
Kenny. Roc, a division of Penguin Books. New York, New York. 1993.
Book review by Joel
This book was lent to me by a friend from work. I was supposed to have
given it back by now but I can’t seem to get myself to do it. Right
off the bat, the authors, Henry N. Beard and Douglas C. Kenny of the Harvard
Lampoon let it be known that the only reason they wrote this parody of
the The
Lord of the Rings
was to make money because they were broke. Which I think is an amiable
task. However, this book was pretty lame. It may be due to the fact that
it was originally written in 1969 when pop references to drugs and sex
and sloth were funny just because you mentioned them in print, whereas
today our government protects us from such assaults to our collective
fragile eggshell minds. Now as we watch “America’s Most Talented”,
we [that is the über WE] are absorbing ad copy heretofore unknown
to the hippy force of yore. They would crumble under the might of it.
As I sit here holding this book an arm and a half’s length from
me, I truly feel superior to those Harvard hippy types, and wish them
only fowl smelling things from the bowels of my mind.
But really….
Why read the book when you could watch the movie?
Joel.