I did this for fun. F-U-N. Professional programmer I am not. Nor am I a professional writer. That much at least should be apparent, what with the absolute GLUT of adverbs and adjectives. Yeah. I make no pretenses about my ability to write my way out of a paper bag. :)

What I am is a college graduate with a fast food job and a lot of free time (aka: loser).

I fully expect this to be a bug-ridden monstrosity. That's where you come in, if you so choose. Just keep your expectations reasonably low, and everyone stays happy. :)




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