CHAPTER 38 - We’ll just have to start having threesomes, won’t we?
Abby
I sat on Isaac’s bed, legs crossed, staring up at a very antsy Taylor. The
bedroom door was shut and we were in the middle of a very heated discussion.
Despite the heaviness of our debate, I couldn’t help but reflect on how it was
so nice to be in my own body once again, having to worry about something so
feminine as keeping my legs together while wearing a skirt. It was nice having
to wear a bra again. And, it was even nicer to be able to look up at the real
Taylor, being able to admire the way his jeans hung easily on his hips or the
way his hair tended to get stuck in his long eyelashes. "So, let me get this straight," I began, a bit mystified.
"Even though we’ve switched back, you still want to get married?" "Yes, immediately," Taylor said, reaching for my hands. He knelt
down in front of me and smiled boyishly. "I love you, Abby." I sighed
and let go of one of his hands to brush a loose strand of blond away from his
beautiful eyes. As soon as my finger let go, the strand immediately bounced back
to its rightful spot covering his left eye. "What about Brooke?" I asked, giving up on the strand completely.
"I thought you felt for her." Taylor looked down at the floor for a moment before meeting my gaze. "I
was wrong. All this time I thought I cared for her because I was afraid of what
I felt for you. It’ll be hard telling her this, but it’s really you who I
want to be with. Forever." I couldn’t believe I was actually hearing all of this. Taylor really wanted
to be with me? Forever? Now that we’re ourselves again, I’d figured that our
future plans of being together were completely thrown out the window. Now that
we’re no longer living in secret, we’re no longer forced to remain with one
another. "But there are conditions…" Taylor began, slowly. He gradually
made his way to his feet. My head popped up and I eyed him warily. "Conditions?" "Conditions on marrying me," Taylor continued, firmly. He raked a
hand through his hair and then rested it on a jutted hip. "If we are going
to be together, there are a few things that I’ll need from you." My arms crossed my chest as my eyes narrowed suspiciously. "Do
tell." He nodded. "Okay, well, the first thing is that we have to have sex at
least two or three times a day." My arms and jaw dropped simultaneously. "Excuse me?" My voice was hardly above a pathetic squeak. "I’m not finished, Abby," he protested, gently. "Second, you
have to watch chick flicks with me while laying in bed and eating chocolate.
Third, I get to do all of the housecleaning. Me. So don’t you try to do it,
okay? If you so much as touch the vacuum cleaner, well, God help you if you do.
Fourth, I want you to go shopping. Buy lots of things for yourself! I’m
totally loaded so you deserve to spend as much as your little heart desires on
all kinds of crap you don’t need. I earned it, you may as well spend it! I
mean it, Abby. When I give you a credit card, I expect you to use it. And
don’t worry about bankrupting me or anything. I’ll just buy my clothes at
Kmart or something. I’ll take up a Bluelight Special or two. I really
wouldn’t mind." I simply gaped at him. "And you really expect me to live up to all this?
I’m not some kind of goddess!" He quickly sat down beside me on Isaac’s bed, taking one of my hands in his
and kissing it tenderly. The intensity of his eyes made my stomach feel as
though it could bubble over with a mixture of ultimate bliss and fear. It was as
if I was his entire world and that was something I wasn’t quite used to. I’d
never been anyone’s anything before. "You are to me," he replied, softly. My belly gurgled once again.
He grew incredibly serious. "But there is one more thing I have to ask of
you, darling. And this one may be the most important of them all." "What is it?" I asked, staring at his gorgeous lips. I wanted
nothing more than to silence him and find out what it was like to be kissed by
them. He looked down at our joined hands, cocking his head to the side just
slightly. "It’s Isaac." "Isaac?" I asked, utterly confused. "He loves you too." My stomach felt as though someone had just ignited thousands of fireworks
inside. My mouth felt drier than a paper towel and if my eyes bugged out any
further, they’d probably fall out. Had Taylor just said what I thought he’d
just said? Isaac loved me? First Taylor, and now Isaac? I was too overcome with
a sickening overdose of disbelief and shock that for a moment I forgot how to
breathe. As if on cue, Isaac quietly entered the bedroom, his head down in shame. My
heart flip-flopped at his downtrodden expression. Letting go of Taylor
apologetically, I slowly made my way towards Isaac. "I tried not to love you," Isaac whispered, a fraction of a second
before my hand came into contact with his shoulder. He looked up at me, tears
glistening in his enamoring dark eyes. I was completely taken aback by the
emotion behind his words. "I knew Taylor loved you first. But I just… I
couldn’t… I had to…" Tears started to prick my eyes when I felt Taylor’s arms gently wrap around
my stomach. At this point I felt so torn. I’d rather die than leave Taylor’s
arms but I couldn’t help but feel as though Isaac’s love would complete me
like no other. I loved two men…two brothers. What was I supposed to do? "We may have come up with a solution however," Taylor said,
noticing my pain. He gently turned me so that I was facing him. Wiping away a
tear with the pad of his thumb, he smiled. "I could never bear to cause my
brother pain, but at the same time, I could never let you get away." I
smiled dreamily. "So, we’ve decided that he’ll live with us and that
you can just have sex with the both of us." My eyebrows sprung up. "So, I’m married to you but I have sex with
Isaac? Are you sure you’re okay with that?" "Okay with it?" Taylor repeated, tapping my nose with his index
finger. "I insist upon it!" "It was his idea!" Isaac added, stepping closer. I sighed. "You are asking so much of me." I walked over to
Isaac’s bed and sat down. There was so much to process. "If I agree to
this, I’m letting you both know that I’m not giving either of you oral sex.
I just don’t like it." "Fine by me!" Taylor exclaimed, eagerly. He looked over to Isaac,
who was nodding eagerly. "Great!" Isaac replied, as he and Taylor walked over and sat down
on each side of me. "I hate head!" "Tell you what," Taylor insisted. "How about we give you twice
as much oral, just to balance everything out?" I smiled at Taylor. He’s always the peacemaker. "And if I get too
tired to play with both of you? We’ll just have to start having
threesomes, won’t we?" There was an undeniable hesitation written all over both Isaac and Taylor’s
faces. "Boys? Is that really too much to ask?" I batted my eyelashes and
crossed my legs slowly. I could literally feel their resolves disintegrate. It
was an empowering feeling. "No…" they mumbled together. "But we don’t touch each other," Isaac insisted, sharply. Taylor
nodded vehemently. I shrugged. "Fine. More for me." "Abby, I just can’t take it anymore!" Isaac exclaimed, suddenly.
"I can’t sit this close to you and not…not kiss you." The heat
rushed to my cheeks as I slowly tilted my face up towards his. Taylor grunted jealously. As soon as my lips made contact with Isaac’s I
could feel Taylor’s fingers run through my hair. His soft fingertips grazed my
neck and my long hair was being swept off of my shoulders. Isaac’s smooth
tongue gently ran along my tongue as Taylor’s hot lips brushed against the
burning skin of my shoulder. There were so many sensations… It felt as though
I was constantly getting trillions of tiny electrical shocks within me. My
stomach was beyond tumultuous to the point of complete numbness. I was in
heaven. Absolute heaven. I could feel Taylor pawing and pulling at me, his lips making my skin feel as
though it could boil right off. I could tell he wasn’t happy with the fact
that my main focus was on Isaac. The way he grunted unhappily and sighed made me
more than aware at his jealousy and displeasure. Try as he might, he wasn’t
the kind of guy who shared well with others. I tore my lips ruefully away from Isaac’s so I could turn and put Taylor
out of his misery. It was then that I noticed another presence in the room. "Zac?" I called out, my cheeks tomato-red with embarrassment. How
awkward to have him walk in on me while making out with both of his older
brothers! "Is that you?" A hideous, misshapen creature hobbled towards us that vaguely resembled Zac
Hanson. The enormous hump on his back made him lean over uncomfortably and the
burns and boils on his face made him very unpleasant to look at. His peg leg
only hindered his ability to walk as he carried a heavy metal tray full of
wonderful goodies. His lips curled up into a terrifying smile, the scar down his
right eye wrinkling slightly. I shuddered. "Oh, I forgot to tell you!" Taylor exclaimed, hitting himself on
the forehead. "Zac is our indentured servant for all eternity. Want a
chocolate chip cookie?" I shook my head and continued to stare at Zac. "What happened to
you?" "Never mind him," Isaac insisted, taking my face in his large hand.
"He’s ugly as sin but after awhile you’ll get used to his grotesque
appearance." Zac never flinched nor frowned at the discussion taking place.
He simply stood there, holding out the delectable tray, that eerie smile never
faltering. I shrugged, still incredibly freaked out. "Can you guys just kiss me?
Just make me forget his face." Taylor grabbed my face and crushed his lips against mine. I wanted to laugh
at his determination to get my attention off of Isaac, but I was too busy trying
not to wet my pants. His kiss was everything I’d always dreamt it would be.
More even. It was unlike anything I’d ever felt before. It was my first A, my
dad’s smile, childhood Christmas, realizing honest friendship, and my trip to
Disney World all at the same time. It was all of the sweetest memories all
balled into the perfect kiss. The perfect moment. I gasped as I felt something hit me on the side of my head. Taylor had
stopped kissing me and now he was simply holding my hands and gazing at me
vacantly. Isaac was also looking at me, a hand on my shoulder. I looked down in
search of what had hit me. I snarled as I saw a piece of cookie resting on my red skirt. I glared at Zac
instantly. He was giggling maniacally, hopping up and down on his peg leg. He
took an ornately decorated cookie and threw it at my head again. I screamed as it hit me roughly. "Stop it, Zac!" He threw another
one, this time harder. "STOP IT!" He threw another one. I turned from Taylor to Isaac, but they were both staring in that same
vacant, lovesick manner, completely oblivious to Zac’s foul actions.
"Taylor! Isaac! Stop him!" Smack! "ZAC!" "ZAC!!!!" I woke up to find myself drowning in a sea of Skittles. I scowled and sat up,
causing all of the Skittles in my hair to jump out and land on the floor. Zac
was leaning over the side of his bed above me and staring down at me eerily. "What the hell was the Skittle shower for, asshole?" I muttered,
shimmying the wayward Skittles out of my boxer shorts. "Well, I needed to wake you up somehow for Pete’s sake!" Zac
exclaimed, giving me a knowing look. "Looks as though someone was having a
nice little dream." I looked down at my shorts and groaned. With pink cheeks, I hurriedly flopped
back on my bed and wrapped the covers around my waist. "Well, this is just
great. You know, I really miss being a girl because this wouldn’t really be
such a problem all the time." Zac just grinned smugly. "So, how was I?" "Deformed." "Huh?" "Well, what the hell do you mean by ‘how was I’?" I countered,
glaring at him. He was acting so obnoxiously hoity-toity. I only feared that I
had been mumbling only the most incriminating of dream mumbles. The last thing I
needed was for yet another embarrassing factoid for Zac to hang shamelessly over
my head. And I’d never doubt for a second that he would do it too. Heartless prick. He shifted to find a more comfortable leaning position on his top bunk.
"You kept screaming ‘Zac,’ so I merely assumed that you had to have
been having a wild sexual fantasy consisting of you, as a woman, doing terribly
violating things to my overwhelmingly sexy man-body. Your painful-looking
stiffie is all the proof that I needed to confirm my suspicions." I snorted. "Zac, you do realize that in order to have a hard-on that I
would have to be actually attracted sexually to the person in the dream, right?
You don’t get boners from outright disgust and revulsion, honey buns." Zac made a face at "honey buns." "Okay, then who were you
dreaming about then?" "Justin Timberlake," I answered quickly, wrapping the sheet around
my waist so I could stand up and make my way to the bathroom. Zac groaned loudly. "Justin Timberlake? Good God, woman! And I always
thought you had taste!" He paused. "Wait a minute, you think Taylor is
attractive. I guess you never have had taste." I gave him the finger and bolted towards the bathroom door. While the urge to
beat Zac senseless with verbal thrashings was tempting, I had other fish to fry.
And by fish I mean Taylor’s disgusting, over-active penis. Zac’d have to be
thrashed at a later time. And naturally, someone would have to be in the bathroom when I needed to get
rid of my stiffie. I grunted loudly. Isn’t that always the case? No one’s
ever in the potty until Abby has to get rid of her morning wood. I bit my lip as
I tried to tap my foot to relieve some tension. I just wish Little Taylor would go down already. Hello, I know it’s there!
It’s not like I can forget I have a penis or anything. Been there, tried that.
The stupid prick has already made itself known so it can just lie down again for
Pete’s sake! I suppose in some way that Little Taylor is a lot like the real
Taylor. Tall, obnoxious, always popping up at the wrong time… And you know
what, they’re probably equally articulate. "Isn’t that right, big, dumb, Taylor?" I muttered, looking down
at my wrapped sheet. "Always so freaking demanding…" I so needed to get into that bathroom. I’m starting to talk to his
penis. This is a downward spiral I do not need to deal with right now. Now, there are two other bathrooms in this house. It’s not like nine people
have to share one bathroom or anything. The Hansons aren’t that
heartless and insane. However, in order to go to the downstairs bathroom I’d
have to go by the kitchen. The kitchen is never vacant in this house. And the
third bathroom is in Mr. and Mrs. Hanson’s bedroom. And wouldn’t that just
be fun to walk into Taylor’s mother’s bedroom with my giant stiffie? "Morning, son!" She’d call out as I would walk through her
bedroom, sheet wrapped tightly around my waist. "How are things this
morning?" "Lovely!" I’d reply, energetically. "I would love to hang
around and chat but that dang morning erection is really killing me! Excuse me
while I relieve myself…" Then she’d chuckle and shake her head. "Oh son! You go and use the
bathroom then, silly duck!" "Thanks, Mom. You’re the bestest." "No, Taylor, greatest son of my loins, YOU are the bestest." I shuddered. This erection was really starting to affect my sanity. There was
no question that it must go and promptly. Whoever was taking a million hours in
the bathroom on a school morning was going to get a hefty kick in the ass,
compliments of Abigail P. Deluca. After a few more minutes of excruciating torment, the bathroom door finally
opened and Isaac stepped out. My mouth grew dry as droplets fell onto his bare
chest from his sopping wet curly hair. He was wearing a pair of dark jeans that
hung snuggly around his fantastic little butt and I couldn’t help but watch,
utterly captivated, as he rubbed the towel roughly on his head. "Morning," he mumbled, slightly muffled from the towel. I nearly
keeled over. "Isaac?" I began, in a breathy tone. "Yeah?" He asked, straightening up again. His hair looked like it
had exploded on the top of his head into a giant afro of light brown curls due
to the expeditious friction of the towel. Mmm…expeditious friction… "Taylor?" Isaac questioned, cocking his head to the side. "You
okay? Why are you carrying that sheet around your waist like that?" I swallowed hard and closed the sheet tighter around my waist. "Your fly
is open." Much to my excitement and horror, he merely looked down at himself and zipped
the front of his jeans so casually that I almost giggled. I could see everything
he had just done in slow motion. I could examine the way his fingers carelessly
caressed the small metal handle of the zipper and the excruciatingly teasing way
he moved his hand upwards until he reached the top if his fly. "Dude, are you drooling?" I snapped back to reality. "No. I was, um, trying to see if it was
possible to swallow my tongue." Isaac just gave me an amused look. Come to
think of it, I wouldn’t mind trying to swallow his tongue... "Um, you
know, we should hang out sometime. Like, just as brothers or something. If you
want, that is. I mean, if you have time what with school and everything…" Isaac beamed with happiness. It kind of made me feel a little bit fuzzy on
the inside. "You know, Tay, I’d really like that. I’ve missed our talks
together. I feel like I hardly know you anymore." I smiled genuinely. "Well, maybe tomorrow night we could go out for
coffee and talk? Starbucks loves me so I can probably get us some free
java." "Great," he replied, nodding enthusiastically. "But I gotta
get going. My History of the Western World teacher is a real butt-face when
we’re late. Don’t you have school, anyway?" Shit. I do. I rushed into the bathroom and jumped into a freezing cold shower. After
about five minutes of trying to build up a good shampoo lather for my hair while
agonizingly cold icicles stabbed repeatedly into my back, I finally emerged
clean and calm. I quickly dried myself off with a towel, wrapped it around my
waist, and dashed into Taylor’s bedroom like a madman. Zac was already dressed in his uniform when I finally got into the bedroom.
He gave me a knowing smirk and left the room in search of breakfast. Isaac was
trying to gel his hair in a satisfactory way as I quickly stepped into a pair of
Taylor’s boxer shorts. They were my favorite pair of underwear that he owned,
because they were red satin with tiny black crabs all over them. Zac had told me
that he had given Taylor these as a birthday present to remind him not to be a
titanic slut. He had told Taylor that these crabs could become the real things
some day if things didn’t change. I had pressed Zac for information about
Taylor’s promiscuous past, but he refused to diffuse any information. I’d have to remember to pester Taylor about it sometime. If I was stuck in
this male body for eternity I at least had the right to know whether or not I
was housing some kind of infectious sexually transmitted disease. *** I was about two milliseconds from passing out in English class. It was the
very last class of the day and I wanted nothing more than to just get the hell
out of this place. I hate all of Taylor’s boring classes and I especially hate
English. I don’t know why we’re required to take English past the eighth
grade anyway. You know how to read and write good enough by eighth grade, so why
continue to force it upon us in high school? I want to be a doctor, not an
English teacher. So, what’s the point? I can speak good. Isn’t that enough? And the worst thing is that English class ruins any desire I might have to
actually read. It truly does. We’re forced to write papers and summaries,
analyze, discuss, and then take tests and quizzes on the books we have to
read. By the time I get done with all of the crap work, any joy I might have
found in the story/novel is sucked out immediately. I hate the book and never
want to pick it up again. It’s quite sad. "Hey, Tay?" I turned my head and noticed the smallish, dark-haired boy sitting next to
me. He was wearing a navy blue polo shirt, his hands nervously resting in his
lap. He’s one of Taylor’s friends, one that I’m forced to sit with during
lunch, but I can never quite remember his name. It was either Eric or Aaron. I
think it’s Aaron… "Um, yeah, Aaron?" He gave me the slightest look of being put out. "Eric! How could you
forget my name when we’ve known each other since childhood!" Balls. "Sorry…" I began, weakly. I was about ready to compliment on
something to make him stop dwelling on the fact that I’d sort of forgotten his
name but he interrupted me. "Is everything okay, Tay?" He asked, quietly. Ms. Tulley was
discussing common grammar mistakes in our papers and he obviously didn’t want
her to hear him. I shrugged. "Same old, same old." "You’ve been real different lately. Quiet. Distant. Are things all
right at home?" "Yeah, they’re fine," I muttered, slumping a bit in my seat. The
last thing I felt like dealing with was some kind of interrogation. To the best
of my knowledge, even the real Taylor wasn’t uber-thrilled with his two random
friends. So, I don’t feel too badly just brushing this kid off. "I’ve
just been busy." "With Brooke Thompson and her friends?" Eric asked, sharply. I shot a sharp look at him. Defensive mode, a second nature to me,
immediately sprang into gear. "Yeah, does that bother you? Am I not
supposed to hang out with her or anyone else just because you’re not friends
too?" "No, I’m not saying that at all," he began, hesitantly. "I
just didn’t think that that would mean that you’d have to stop hanging out
with Ashley and I altogether. Like, I get it that we all can’t hang out
together because, God forbid, we’re not in the same circles at all. But, it
just really sucks that you have completely cut us off. It’s like you think
you’re too good for us now." "Well, I’m sorry you feel that way," I muttered, opening my
binder and leafing through some papers. His mouth fell open as I simply turned
my attention away from him. I didn’t have the energy or the care to deal with
crap like this when I had so much more heaping on my proverbial plate. If this
kid wanted to make a mountain out of a molehill, by all means, he can go knock
himself out. It’s not even on my top one hundred list of issues that needed to
be resolved. "Psst! Tay!" I whirled around to see Brooke giving me a small wave. I smiled and waved
back cordially. She grinned and passed a folded note to a friend, who gave it to
another friend, who passed it to another friend, who handed it to me. I took the
note and opened it quickly. Tay,
Your butt looks cute in those pants.
~Brooke
My cheeks grew hot as I folded the note back up. How could she say that? First of all, Taylor has no ass. Second of all, I’m SITTING. The only thing setting its fair eyes upon this derriere was the seat.
Suddenly I grew incredibly sad. It had finally dawned on me that this note was nothing but simple flirtation. Flirtation aroused from crushing. This note was only yet another reminder of the sweet, beautiful girl who retained such strong affection for a boy who didn’t really exist. A boy whom she thought felt the same way.
I was lying to her, just sitting here. Just smiling at her. Just waving at her. I continue to lead her on by blushing and reading her flirtatious notes. This madness had to stop.
With a quivering hand, I wrote:
Brooke,
Meet me at Molly’s at five?
TAYLOR
I passed the note to the girl behind me and she passed it back and so on. For the remainder of the class I struggled to ignore the angered boy next to me and the jubilant girl a few rows away from me.
***
I had been dreading this for a long time now. I knew I had no choice in this; that I was doing her a favor by doing this, but I still felt as though I was a horrible excuse for a human being.
Brooke had always been nothing but kind to me. When I was the brand new poor girl in on a scholarship, she befriended me immediately. I could have had the social life of Steve Urkel but instead I was granted instant popularity. That just doesn’t happen to people everyday.
So this is how I repay her. I get to break her heart. Personally, I don’t think this is my fault at all. In fact, I completely blame Taylor in every single way. He’s the one who made me take her out on the first date. It’s not my fault she found me fantastically charming and witty. Heaven knows that I wasn’t trying to seduce her by any means. It was idiot Taylor who wrote her a stupid note telling her he could see himself falling in love with her. And I only wonder if he meant it really. Does Taylor even know what love is? Would he notice if love dropped a gigantic anvil on his fluffy head or ran over his big toe with a Mack truck? Does he even realize how much such written sentiment could damage another person if not entirely meant? It was Taylor’s selfishness and Taylor’s selfishness alone that has led me to this point.
Brooke looked positively beside herself as she entered Molly’s, fully clad in a purple halter top, a frayed jean skirt, and flip flops. It made me green with envy that she had to try so very little to look so nice. As she slid down in the booth across from me, I felt the nerves swallow my stomach whole.
"Hey, Tay," she said, smiling brightly. Naturally, she has to be so excited to be near me. Couldn’t she hate me for some stupid reason and break up with me instead? Her cheery attitude was only making me feel worse about what I was about to do.
"Hey, Brooke, how are you?" I asked, trying not to appear as nervous as I felt.
"Just fine," she said, the smile still on her beaming face. I don’t think I’ve ever smiled like that before. It was so, for a lack of a better term, happy. It was like her fairy godmother had finally come to her and asked her what her magic wish was and she said, "Meeting Taylor Hanson at Molly’s so he can buy me a three dollar cheeseburger." I only wish that Taylor could come and see what he was making me do to her. I wanted him to see the happy sparkle in her vibrant green eyes and the slightly flushed hue on her cheeks whenever she looked at me.
"I hope you weren’t waiting for me too long," she continued, playing with the cheap looking silverware in front of her.
"No, not long at all," I replied, wishing that I could find an excuse out of this. Why did I always have to be the bad guy in this deal? Everything’s always so easy for Taylor and I have to deal with all the crap he somehow puts me through. "Are you going to brave the chilidogs again?"
"No!" She exclaimed, quickly. I couldn’t help but laugh. "No, I think I’ve learned my lesson well enough. I had the worst stomachache the next day! Besides, I consider myself more of a hamburger kind of girl."
"Well, for being a hamburger kind of girl you sure handled them better than Zac," I said, making a face. Our bedroom that night could have been quarantined as some form of biological warfare. Lord knows what that kid unleashed into the atmosphere. "And I’ll leave it at that."
Brooke giggled. There was a moment of silence that passed between us and I think I’m the only one who thought it felt rather awkward. But then again, I’m just a girl trapped inside a guy’s body trying to break up with my pseudo-girlfriend/best friend. So, I suppose the fact that I found anything weird in this entire situation was understandable.
The waitress finally popped over and I was grateful for the brief distraction. She took our orders and then disappeared with what seemed like the speed of light.
I suddenly felt a warm hand softly rest itself on top of mine. Looking up fearfully, Brooke shyly smiled. I tried hard to smile back. I really did. But it hurt so I gave up.
"Is something wrong, Taylor?" Brooke asked. I couldn’t help but think of how different we were/would be as girlfriends. At this point, I would have asked Taylor what had just crawled up his ass and died while Brooke is terribly concerned for his well being. She was so perfect that it made me a little bit nauseas.
"Well, actually I was hoping that we could talk about something."
"Yeah, of course," she replied, looking remarkably concerned.
My initial girlfriend reaction would have been more like Oh, shit, what did you do now, you too-pretty-for-your-own-good idiot?
"It’s kind of about us," I began, hoping that there would be some kind of fire in the kitchen that would allow me to run like hell out of this place. It sucks how there’s never a life-threatening situation when you really need one. "I don’t know how to say any of this… I’ve never been in a position quite like this before…"
"It’s okay, Tay, you can just say it," she urged, gently. She squeezed my hand and smiled encouragingly. I only felt like more of a gigantic asshole. She could have at least had the decency to be a bitch about all this. It might make it easier to break it off if I could muster so much as an inkling of satisfaction.
But no. All she did was look at me with those big, vibrant green eyes that were overflowing with stifled sadness and just a hint of shimmering hope. She knew what was coming, she knew what I had to say. But, there was this tiny, yet clearly evident spark of hope that maybe I wasn’t going to break up with her. Maybe I was going to say something, anything else to her.
I knew that look on her face all too well. I, too, have looked at Taylor that same exact way. The fear, the desperation, the star-crossed optimism…They were all too recognizable.
My mouth had suddenly gone dry.
"Tay?" Brooke urged, reluctantly. She was smiling at me bravely, trying to hide the slight quivering of her lower lip.
I sucked in a deep breath. "This…us…I can’t…" I took a swallow of my coke. I turned to her apprehensively. "Brooke, I’m afraid I can’t be with you anymore."
Brooke slid her hand off mine. The tears took over her fake sense of serenity and she immediately wiped them away.
I hardly knew what to do with myself. Part of me wanted to hold her and comfort her but the other half knew it would only make things worse. "I’m sorry, Brooke. I’m so sorry. I know this sounds lame and cliché but you have to believe me when I say it’s not you. It’s me." This made her let out a small choke. I sighed heavily. Everything that came out of my mouth sounded incredibly inefficient and wanting. "I can’t really explain what’s going on inside but it’s something that I have to deal with personally. I’m not myself… or at least who I used to be. There’s all this stuff going on and I just can’t be with anyone right now. You really are the perfect girlfriend, Brooke." She gave me a pained look. "No, I mean it. You’re beautiful and smart and sweet and I swear, if I ever wanted to be with a girl it would so be you…"
"You don’t have to say any of that," Brooke insisted, her hands lying listlessly on her lap. "It’s okay, Taylor."
I smiled tightly. "No, it’s not. I honestly never meant to hurt you…"
She shook her head. "Naw, I’m fine. Really." Another tear slid not so surreptitiously down her cheek. "Sometimes things work out, sometimes they don’t."
"But, I…"
"We can be friends, Taylor," she said, giving me a brave smile. It made my heart sink just a little bit more. "I think we have a lot in common and I like being around you. Boyfriend or not. There’s no reason why we can’t just hang out as friends. I mean, if that’s alright with you of course."
"Of course!" I exclaimed, immediately. "Your friendship really means a lot to me and I would be so grateful if we could still be good friends." I wanted to say more, but I just couldn’t find the right words. There was nothing that I could say that would make the unbearable tension between us disappear.
"Certainly."
The waitress came back with our food just then but neither one of us touched a morsel. We both had our respective reasons for losing out appetite. After about twenty more minutes of picking at greasy, unappealing food, Brooke cordially bid me adieu.
I watched her walk away sadly. The joyful glint in her eye that had been so disarming when she’d walked into Molly’s was replaced by something pained and vacant. Her saunter had dissolved into more of a robotic step. I watched her get into her flashy car and speed off quickly.
I could only stare at my bacon cheeseburger, sans two small bites. A bite for each person I’d hurt today.
Two broken hearts in one day. It must be some kind of record. Unless, of course, you’re Abby Deluca.