The Sturdy Beggers' Mudshow
The Sturdy Beggers Mudshow. Their show teaches us to laugh at both them and ourselves. After all, we are the ones who paid money to watch them!
Billy Billy vonBilly of Troy.
Trojans! Trojans! We will never break! <Ugh>
Spiney Noduels.
We will select champions to decide who is best.
Figgy Pudding.
Sparta! Sparta! We make the Earth quake! <Woo>